Brianna Lane
  

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maggiebaaby:

cyberthug13:

grandma going to hell

why did i actually laugh

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egberts:

my dads first facebook status in over a year

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zourrifying:

lifeisliam:

liam bb omg

i just laughed myself into tears

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madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

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whatsacanada:

girl are you from norway cause there is norway i’m going near you

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turn-it-up-tune-them-out:

artsysauce:

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation

Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home

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oomshi:

cayleeanthonysmom:

oomshi:

My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success

my life goal is to sneeze with out farting

I think we’re on two different paths in life

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tristamateer:

please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

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ishapoopyface:

jerkidiot:

actually the worst acting in the fuckin world

she winked with both eyes

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theifs:

queeed

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Cosmo sex tip #285

Wanna make her wet?

Drown her.

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quinnfabray:

this is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire life

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tympanista:

yo can i get a vodka and caprisun

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