(via nic-uncaged)
grandma going to hell
why did i actually laugh
my dads first facebook status in over a year
(via kyaryftsatan)
liam bb omg
i just laughed myself into tears
(via loose-change-plus)
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
(via kyaryftsatan)
girl are you from norway cause there is norway i’m going near you
(via melancholicfigures)
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
(via melancholicfigures)
My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success
my life goal is to sneeze with out farting
I think we’re on two different paths in life
(via melancholicfigures)
please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you
(via rbeez)
actually the worst acting in the fuckin world
she winked with both eyes
(via maggiebaaby)
Cosmo sex tip #285
Wanna make her wet?
Drown her.
(via obscuredlane)


